Short. Sweet. Aggressively friendly.
The “Cheers Fuckers” tee is your go-to shirt for toasts you didn’t plan on giving and conversations you definitely didn’t start sober. Equal parts greeting and warning, it lets everyone know you’re here for a good time—and you’ve already committed.
Printed on a premium garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt, this shirt is thick, soft, and built to last longer than your voice the next morning. The relaxed unisex fit keeps it comfortable, while the bold design makes sure you’re never mistaken for the quiet one.
Perfect for:
- Bars, parties, and questionable decisions
- Friends who appreciate honesty
- People who clap when someone drops a glass
Features (because it’s not just a joke):
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
- Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
- Durable stitching for repeat wear and repeat stories
Warning: May be mistaken for a personality trait.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
The “Cheers Fuckers” tee is your go-to shirt for toasts you didn’t plan on giving and conversations you definitely didn’t start sober. Equal parts greeting and warning, it lets everyone know you’re here for a good time—and you’ve already committed.
Printed on a premium garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt, this shirt is thick, soft, and built to last longer than your voice the next morning. The relaxed unisex fit keeps it comfortable, while the bold design makes sure you’re never mistaken for the quiet one.
Perfect for:
- Bars, parties, and questionable decisions
- Friends who appreciate honesty
- People who clap when someone drops a glass
Features (because it’s not just a joke):
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
- Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
- Durable stitching for repeat wear and repeat stories
Warning: May be mistaken for a personality trait.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |