I Drink Beer Periodically T-Shirt

This shirt is proof that science does have real-world applications.

The “I Drink Beer Periodically” tee uses the periodic table to deliver a perfectly timed joke—combining Be (beryllium) and Er (erbium) to spell out what everyone’s thinking. It’s smart humor for people who like their jokes dry and their shirts comfortable.

Printed on a premium garment-dyed heavyweight tee, this shirt is thick, soft, and built to survive repeat wear, repeat laughs, and repeat rounds. The relaxed unisex fit means it looks good whether you’re explaining the joke or pretending you didn’t mean it that way.

Scientifically proven features:
- 100% ring-spun cotton (soft enough to wear all day)
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric (holds shape better than your memory)
- Garment-dyed for a broken-in feel from day one
- Durable stitching because this shirt will be worn… a lot

Warning: May result in unsolicited compliments, bad chemistry puns, and people reading your chest out loud.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide