The Goat T-Shirt - Beacuse Humble Is Overrated

Why be modest when you can be the Greatest of All Time? Whether you're crushing beer pong, fantasy football, or just vibing on the couch—you deserve a shirt that screams GOAT (without you having to).

This tee is soft, stretchy, and more flattering than your ex ever was. It’s the kind of shirt that makes people say, “Whoa… is that the GOAT?” (Yes. Yes, it is.)

Details that slap:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Lightweight but mighty – 4.2 oz./yd²

• Pre-shrunk, because surprises are for birthdays

• Side-seamed and shoulder-taped—fancy words for “fits awesome”

Made Just for You
Each shirt is printed fresh, just like your morning ego boost. No mass production here—just sustainably made greatness, one legend at a time.

Origin Stuff (in case you like facts):

• Weaving: India, South Korea

• Dyeing: El Salvador, California

• Made in: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

• 0% recycled polyester

• 100% confidence

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. GOAT things only.

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